You Doing Aight Bud? Syndrome Back-Print Tee
Full-back trader diagnostic with the symptoms, warning, and HPT mark.
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43 Hollow Point Trading designs: fully lettered tees, heavyweight layers, mugs, stickers, headwear, desk gear, the masked signature series, the genuine X receipt, and every completed candlestick mat.
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- Designs
- 43
- Price range
- $5–$200
- Collections
- 6
Drop 01 / The originals
You asked. They are here.
The first nine requested revisions: fully lettered tees, two-sided statements, mugs, stickers, chess, and headwear.
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Dull Entries / One in the Chamber Two-Sided Tee
Dull Entries Miss the Mark front with the One in the Chamber back.
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Don't Ask Me a Stupid Fucking Question Tee
Scroll up first. The desk rule, fully lettered from top to bottom.
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Pronouns: Bottom / Tick — Fuck / You Tee
Bottom / Tick on the front. Fuck / You on the back.
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Dull Entries / Hollow Points Wrap Mug
The full HPT signature line wrapped around a black coffee mug.
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HPT Trader-Humor Sticker Pack
Doing Aight Bud, Bottom / Tick, One in the Chamber, and Scroll Up First.
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A Bishop Always Kneels to a King Tee
King chess piece treatment with the full HPT line.
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Drop 02 / Restored originals
Nothing missing. Nothing replaced.
The six original garment mockups that disappeared when the revised drops went live—restored as separate products.
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HPT Core Mark Heavyweight Tee
The original black heavyweight HPT uniform—restored to the catalog exactly as designed.
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HPT Night Session Heavyweight Crewneck
The original Night Session heavyweight crewneck, returned as its own piece.
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HPT Execution Training Shorts
The first black-and-gold HPT training short—not the No FOMO replacement.
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Dull Entries Signature Slogan Tee — Original
Dull Entries Miss the Mark. Hollow Points Always Expand. The original full-front treatment.
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Dull Entry Syndrome Back-Print Tee — Original
The original full diagnostic back print with every symptom and warning intact.
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Scroll Up Before You Ask What's the Play Tee — Original
The original Scroll Up desk rule, fully lettered and back in the lineup.
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Wear the fucking level.
T-shirts, long sleeves, a hoodie, crewneck, shorts, and the $200 outerwear statement.
12 PIECESNASDAQ GOD Oversized Tee
Bleeding thorn crown above a candlestick structure collapsing into the void.
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Your P&L Needs an Exorcism Crewneck
For the account that needs spiritual intervention.
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Drop 04 / Desk and carry
Off-chart equipment.
Mugs, tumbler, mats, stickers, hats, tote, and sling bag for the rest of the session.
08 PIECES
Exit Liquidity Support Group Sticker Sheet
Eight cuts for the Exit Liquidity Support Group.
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Drop 05 / Masked operator
Receipts become uniforms.
First payout. Top tick. One in the Chamber. You vs. him. Four front-and-back HPT signature tees, with the real X receipt printed on the 6/5 design and preserved below.
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First Payout BANG Signature Tee
Front and back: I got my first payout with Hollow Point Trading. BANG!
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6/5/2026 Nasdaq Towers Top-Tick Receipt Tee
I'm telling my kids this was the day the Nasdaq Towers were struck. Largest drop. Top tick called. 3-point walk-off.
Masked Operator One in the Chamber Tee
Front and back: one clean entry, one in the chamber, no second guess.
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You vs. the Guy She Tells You Not to Worry About Tee
You: one micro with a stop. Him: 50 NQ, no SL, walk-off. Front and back.
Request this itemDrop 06 / Complete field guides
Every fucking mat.
All four finished desktop treatments: the 73-candle atlas, the original category mat, the six-panel version, and the 24-plus-18 field guide.
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Candlestick + Chart Pattern Atlas Desk Mat
73 candlestick references. 18 classic chart patterns. The whole thing.
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Bullish / Bearish / Reversal / Continuation XL Mat
The original complete four-family candlestick field mat—the full desktop treatment.
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Six-Panel Candlestick Pattern Mat
Six dense visual pattern panels across a full 32-by-12 desktop mat.
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Candlestick + Chart Pattern Field Guide Mat
Twenty-four named candlestick formations plus eighteen named chart patterns across the full mat.
Request this itemHPT / ACTUAL X RECEIPT / NO RECREATION
THIS IS THE REAL POST.
The screenshot below is the genuine @NQGODTRADES X capture. The post is visibly dated Jun 2; “6/5” is the QQQ 730P contract date and the market event commemorated by the shirt.
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